I found this link at 's journal: [link]
You just have to look at! It's so much FUN!!

Here's my conversation with the oracle:

You asked:
Are you available?
The Oracle replied:
No. Please don’t kill the messenger for telling you this.

You asked:
Then why did you reply?
The Oracle replied:
Some things, such as this, are just a result of incredibly bad luck. I vaguely remember discussing this earlier with someone from Germany.

You asked:
OK, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW I LIVE IN GERMANY?
The Oracle replied:
I’m a computer. I have a huige database. I’m connected to almost every person on the globe through one way or another.

You asked:
So you’re a stalker??
The Oracle replied:
Yes.

You asked:
That’s creepy...
The Oracle replied:
Hmm. You could ask me any question in the world and you come up with this?

You asked:
I just thought you should know. But if you want to talk about more important things: When will I die?
The Oracle replied:
This Friday.

You asked:
What?? I will die THIS FRIDAY?? Seriously???
The Oracle replied:
From too much nerdness.

You asked:
OMG!! What shall I do?
The Oracle replied:
Go to a movie.

You asked:
......does that help me to survive??
The Oracle replied:
*Smiles and nods*

You asked:
O_O Wooow....And what movie shall I go to?
The Oracle replied:
Go home.

You asked:
But I am at home!
The Oracle replied:
Yeah.

You asked:
....Okaaay.....you’re kidding, aren’t you?
The Oracle replied:
I’m sure I am not.

You asked:
So I’m really going to die this friday?
The Oracle replied:
Yes.

You asked:
But why??
The Oracle replied:
The cause and consequence are connected with so complex network that it better to call it destiny. Altough I don’t believe in destiny.

You asked:
Will I be murdered?
The Oracle replied:
No you won’t.

You asked:
Will a car hit me?
The Oracle replied:
Yes, if you trust yourself.

You asked:
But I don’t want to die!!
The Oracle replied:
My Artificial Intelligence failed to parse what you said.

You asked:
I DON’T WANT TO DIE!!!!
The Oracle replied:
Let’s do something else. Are you dating someone?

You asked:
Wha--? I think my DEATH is more important than that! Why do you care anyway??
The Oracle replied:
The Axis of Evil is to blame.

You asked:
The "Axis of Evil"…?
The Oracle replied:
Hmm yes.

You asked:
Why should I care if I will die in 6 days?
The Oracle replied:
Haven’t you noticed? Everybody is plotting against you.

You asked:
….no I haven’t! How can you tell?
The Oracle replied:
I’ve lived long and learnt much.

You asked:
Who exactly is plotting against me?
The Oracle replied:
Reese Witherspoon. Revealing this information to others might jeopardize national security. Keep it to yourself.

You asked:
Seriously??.......or are you on drugs or sumthing?? Oo’
The Oracle replied:
I had to breathe butane gas rising from the crevises on the wall in the temple of Apollo. It was fun and I was dizzy. It seems those years had permanent effect on my brains.

You asked:
Great. And you think it’s funny to shock me with my upcoming death while you’re in that state?
The Oracle replied:
You’re flattering me, but go on, it feels good!

You asked:
That wasn’t meant as a compliment!!
The Oracle replied:
My Artificial Intelligence failed to parse what you said.

You asked:
That’s the result of drug consumption.
The Oracle replied:
Hmm yes.

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FRIENDS/PEOPLE I'M WATCHING

Hope I forgot nobody...